Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Scary story?

So recently I have had a hankering for a good scary story to keep me awake at night. You know, one of those ones that make you lie awake with your eyes wide open even though your dead tired just because you could swear that you hear somthing moving in the next room. Maybe its just the house setteling... No it couldent be that, because you could swear you hear some kind of breathing... maybe the labored breathing of a wounded... NO I've got to stop thinking about those things! Clear my mind... (*drip* *wheez*) Cleeeeeear my mind... yes.. yes thats better... Think about bunnies and flowers. Any way you get my point.

Needless to say I have come up severly lacking in this area. So I decided to write my own scary story. I still need time to finish it though. In the mean time please respond to this post with the scariest book you have ever read. I would like to see what other people consider scary.

P.S. The scariest book I have ever read in my life was "Cujo" by Stephen King.

Monday, April 28, 2008

The movie that never existed?

Ok so I'm surfing the web and I get this thought to look up an old movie that I used to watch as a kid. It was one that my grandma recorded off telivision and It was called "The incredible world of Ogg" or "the land of ogg" somthing like that, I am really not sure. at any rate I spent a very long time looking on google/wikipedia/half.com as well as a ton of other websights that I use to find things. I was completely unable to find it and I KNOW I didn't dream this up
1: I called several people that confirmed that they saw the movie as well
2: No one in my family smokes or injects Hallucinogens.
3: I can distinctly remember some of the songs and characters from the movie.
Ok so your probably wondering what as so great about this movie. First of all it was animated. and I dont mean computer animated I mean frame by frame drawn and recorded. (real art, too bad disney stoped doing that they totally lost my respect) second of all it was a good movie, for everyone in the family.

Ok now so that any of you that are reading this can help me identify this movie I will now give a summary of the movie and a description of several characters.

movie summary. several kids are left at home to baby sit their young sibling and some how the sibling dissapears. in a panic they go searching for the sibling looking in the last place they remmber seeing her the club house. it turns out that there is a trap door under the clubhouse that leads to a underground world (that might explain the dissappearing of several things lately) they venture down into this world where they meet a strange little green man that speaks a strange language (Ogg). this little green man takes them back to his underground city where the children stick out like sore thumbs because their so tall and they do no thave green skin. after several run ins with the little green people they find their sibling. they quickly find out that these people are terrified of a harmless little pet they call "wormy" and it is because they believe that these tall upperworld people are the snake people that have come to destroy them. the children look into the matter and find out that the so called "snake people" are simply a old comik book and it turns out that the little green people believe everything they read. at this point my memory of the movie goes foggy. I do remember that they make it out of the underground world after fighting some pirate and solving the mystery of the snake people but I dont remember much else.

characters.
1: I remember there being an older sister but I dont not remember much about her.
2: there was a younger brother or friend that had a little snake like pet named wormy. now this wormy thing was very odd because he had to keep painting it green for some reason or it would fade and get sick?
3: there was a little green guy who cut down big trees underground, like a lunmber jack or somthing and he always said "ogg ogg ogg" in doffrent tones of voice as his form of communication.

yea... sorry I cant remember anything else about it but if you can offer something to this topic please comment.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

On Air soft

Ok now I just want to make sure that everyone knows that I am totally against senseless violence, HOWEVER! In miniture doses, even some poisons such as vanilla or my grandmas holiday fruit cake can be uplifting and entertaining. having said that, let us delve into this topic with an open mind.

Ok so I'm sitting in my house some after noon minding my own business and I begin to hear a *Tink* *Tink* against the house. any normal person would think "whats that?" and continue to go outside and check it out. I on the other hand, would grab my AirSoft gun, slip silently out the back door and sneak around the house. All the while keeping my eyes open for my notorious next door neighbor. Upon finding him we would then participate in a violent exchange of airsoft fire, back and forth untill the other neighbors start peeking out their windows. wondering what that noise was that sounded like a grown man crying like a little girl. (thats right folks. all you have to do is get him cornered and he squeals like a little school girl that just chiped a nail) This is somthing that I enjoy doing. It puts an abrupt stop to ANY boring situation and it provides me with some very vital exercise, including heart rate increase. I guess the point that I'm trying to make is that I believe that playing airsoft is not only fun, its good for you. (unless some one forgets to wear safty glasses) Now the next question is, "is this arisoft game going to desensitize younger children or even less intelligent/mature adults to violence? lets see what doctor Joseph has to say.

Dr. Joseph: (Am I on?) Ahem yes thank you. I would just like to say that children have enough violence in their lives what with all the violence on television and those video games that they play! and another thing! If your listening out there billy from across the street, Your paying for that hand carved bird feeder you burnt last week! Oh dont even try to deny it! I know it was you! I have it on camera! (what do you mean my time is up? Give me back that mike I wasn't done!) I'LL GET YOU BILLY!........................................

Ooooooooooookay well you heard it strait from the doctors mouth folks. too much violence. But personally I think if the situation is controlled and all safty precautions have been taken, a game of airsoft is good fun and way better than sitting in front of a television or playing video games all day. thank you for reading and please comment.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Cookie :)

Yes... thats right. Fear me all you young cookies out there.

Testing...

Hello? *thump-thump-thump* *Skreeeeeee* Ok just seeing how this here thingy works.
I have never really done anyhting like this before but it seems like a good idea so I decided to give it a try.

I think I will probably just post interesting facts and funny stories that I happen to come by. Also I am kinda interested in posting some of my book ideas on here to get some honest feedback.

(warning! disclaimer)
my spelling is somthing of a legend. and by that I mean in a bad way so please be easy on me.