Sunday, April 27, 2008

On Air soft

Ok now I just want to make sure that everyone knows that I am totally against senseless violence, HOWEVER! In miniture doses, even some poisons such as vanilla or my grandmas holiday fruit cake can be uplifting and entertaining. having said that, let us delve into this topic with an open mind.

Ok so I'm sitting in my house some after noon minding my own business and I begin to hear a *Tink* *Tink* against the house. any normal person would think "whats that?" and continue to go outside and check it out. I on the other hand, would grab my AirSoft gun, slip silently out the back door and sneak around the house. All the while keeping my eyes open for my notorious next door neighbor. Upon finding him we would then participate in a violent exchange of airsoft fire, back and forth untill the other neighbors start peeking out their windows. wondering what that noise was that sounded like a grown man crying like a little girl. (thats right folks. all you have to do is get him cornered and he squeals like a little school girl that just chiped a nail) This is somthing that I enjoy doing. It puts an abrupt stop to ANY boring situation and it provides me with some very vital exercise, including heart rate increase. I guess the point that I'm trying to make is that I believe that playing airsoft is not only fun, its good for you. (unless some one forgets to wear safty glasses) Now the next question is, "is this arisoft game going to desensitize younger children or even less intelligent/mature adults to violence? lets see what doctor Joseph has to say.

Dr. Joseph: (Am I on?) Ahem yes thank you. I would just like to say that children have enough violence in their lives what with all the violence on television and those video games that they play! and another thing! If your listening out there billy from across the street, Your paying for that hand carved bird feeder you burnt last week! Oh dont even try to deny it! I know it was you! I have it on camera! (what do you mean my time is up? Give me back that mike I wasn't done!) I'LL GET YOU BILLY!........................................

Ooooooooooookay well you heard it strait from the doctors mouth folks. too much violence. But personally I think if the situation is controlled and all safty precautions have been taken, a game of airsoft is good fun and way better than sitting in front of a television or playing video games all day. thank you for reading and please comment.

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